Stand where you are, look around, and list whatever liquidy thing is closest to you. This is now your fanfic lube.
Oh lordy, it’s Mt Dew
THERE IS NOTHING LIQUIDY AROUND ME OH MY GOD
COUGH SYRUP OH GOD
PAINT.OHGOD NO I DONT WANT THAT
my friends joining my fandoms
this is so true it hurts
can you tell i am a pro at keeping track of my files